so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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