Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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