She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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