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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Blow job season was short but glorious.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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