Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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