dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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