dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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