Farmville is her only friend.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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