yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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