I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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