The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
