She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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