Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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