Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
