I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
