I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think your dad took our porno
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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