A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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