I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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