Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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