Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
