he thought i was a dude.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
