oh god the rape fog is back!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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