Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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