Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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