Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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