so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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