I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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