I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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