Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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