Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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