y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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