You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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