Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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