Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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