Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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