I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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