my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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