Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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