i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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