I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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