Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think I just sharted jello shots
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