Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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