no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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