you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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