butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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