i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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