at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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