do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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