I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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