do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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