you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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