2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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