do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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